Extreme McDonalds Purchasing
So, you want a McDonalds, and you fancy buying one in an extremist fashion? Follow this guide and you'll have no trouble getting what you want, and quite possibly more.
1 . Walk into a non local McDonalds. Its extremely important that it isn't your local one so as to help hide your identity.
2 . This step is made alot easier if you have a friend who is in this with you, otherwise you risk potentially, traumatising some random person. Go up to the counter, and order your meal as normally. Then, suddenly grab your friend/nearest person, pull out a knife/gun, and scream "SHOW ME THE NUGGETS OR THEY GET IT!". This is guaranteed to get your meal to you, instantly.
3 . When your meal does appear in front of you within seconds, let the person go, and ask how much you owe them again. Tell them you only have loose change, and would they mind taking your 'shrapnell'.
4 . When they say 'yes, we will take your shrapnell', tear open your trenchcoat (because every extremest wears one), and prompty blow up your penny bomb, launching coins everywhere.
5 . If you aren't any of the following:
Dead,
Arrested,
In a coma:
Take your food, and leave.