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This isn't me

To help preserve anonymosity on this site, I wont be giving any majorly personal details, for instance, what I look like, names, etc. If you look hard enough, you'll find out who I am pretty easily.

I am presently single, and looking (incase your interested). I'm 21 and live in Surrey. I've been in a few relationships in the past, some good, some bad. This page isn't going to be a dating add though, so if your interested, use the contact page.

I used to be heavily into computers, but these days i've lost interest in them. I use them for gaming and work, but aside from that I don't have much interest in it. I know all I need to know now, I have no interest in knowing more.

I am currently applying for University, hopefully Brighton if all goes to plan. I wish to study Animal Science as a foundation degree, and if my interst still lies in it, top it up after 2 years to a full degree, or transfer to bioscience final year degree course and focus on the human side. I hope to one day maybe become a vet. Currently doing some work experience at a Vet surgery near to where I live. Its great there.

About This Site (Written in 2008)

This site was actually started in my late school life, but under a geocities free website account. That was where I learnt the extreme basics of HTML, buy creating pages on there and looking at the code it generated. At the time, my brother was learning about web design by reading PHP books and books on MySQL. He then got his first website, and I thought to myself, I want something like that, my geocities looks crap compared.

When I was 17, I purchased my first domain, worminater.co.uk. The site was originally going to be for a blog, and this has been kept throughout the various transitions the website has been through. I then decided to use the site as an experimentation ground for various things, galleries, music players, download server, code practise etc. Ultimately, this site never actually had a main purpose, it was just there.

Earlier this year, I decided to do a complete overhaul. The first thing was to sort out the code that was there, and then work on a redesign. This was achieved within a week or 2. I then decided that the site needed some content. Rather than do what everyone does these days, and host crap that has no purpose, I asked around, to see what people look for, but can never find. The BME Pain Olympics came up trumps, along with the Church of Fudge, and comedy porn coming in third. And so I set out to find and host these clips.

Alot of hosts out there, that do have the above clips, would often remove them after complaints. However, having no direct comment system, and only a 'contact me' page where the user was forced to input details (not to mention that the IP and location of each comment made is given to me apon reciept), it kinda deferred people from moaning too much. At the end of the day, hosting these is not illegal, and it drives ALOT of traffic to this site.

And so this is where it started. I then decided that I'd upload the ASOT soundtracks, partly so I could listen to the music from any PC then, and also because they too, bring in traffic, although not nearly as much as the BME Pain Olympics. With a bit of advertising on the right places however, this could have the potential to be alot higher. Just about finding the time really.

A few weeks ago, I thought I'd look back on another website I did to make some quick cash, (www.tastybanana.co.uk). This site made me about £50 per week with no advertising, with a running cost of £30 per month(corrected, thanks to some negative shitface who emailed but was too scared to leave a real address). This goes to show that bedroom companies do actually work. I looked at the design for that, and decided to use it for my worminater.co.uk website. This enables me (in the long run) to add more content to the home page, and, when I create pages that don't have thier own category, for instance, the spinning cock page that was added a month ago, I can create a clickable image file that will go to this page. In site advertising, if you will.

And so, it brings us to what the site is today, and how it came about having what it has. The content of this site, specifically the videos, is not on here because I personally like them, fact is, I don't. The BME is pretty disgusting, even if it is fake, and I certainly don't get turned on by people shitting on eachother, and eating it.

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